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Writer's pictureSophie Parsonnet

Pop Quiz: Generators

Originally, I had an entire Word Document with all of my phrases that I looked up last week although for some reason it deleted. Here are a few other phrases I found:

  1. Powder, minute, casualty

  2. Embryo, basket, site

  3. World, trial, conscience

  4. revenge, clerk, throat


Then I had a generator make me a story about Star Wars characters, in which it went:

Darth Vader looked at the cursed light saber in his hands and felt lonely.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his deserted surroundings. He had always loved crowded Tatooine with its slimy, short sand. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel lonely.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Princess Leia. Princess was a brave god with handsome ankles and fragile fingers.

Darth gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a remarkable, cowardly, whiskey drinker with pretty ankles and slimy fingers. His friends saw him as an obnoxious, obedient ogre. Once, he had even made a cup of tea for a robust fetus.

But not even a remarkable person who had once made a cup of tea for a robust fetus, was prepared for what Princess had in store today.

The moon shone like dancing snakes, making Darth sad.

As Darth stepped outside and Princess came closer, he could see the snickering smile on her face.

"I am here because I want revenge," Princess bellowed, in a sympathetic tone. She slammed her fist against Darth's chest, with the force of 6765 lizards. "I frigging hate you, Darth Vader."

Darth looked back, even more sad and still fingering the cursed light saber. "Princess, I am your father," he replied.

They looked at each other with stressed feelings, like two fierce, famous frogs jumping at a very controlling accident, which had reggae music playing in the background and two sinister uncles walking to the beat.

Suddenly, Princess lunged forward and tried to punch Darth in the face. Quickly, Darth grabbed the cursed light saber and brought it down on Princess's skull.

Princess's handsome ankles trembled and her fragile fingers wobbled. She looked sleepy, her body raw like a bored, brief banana.

Then she let out an agonizing groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Princess Leia was dead.

Darth Vader went back inside and made himself a nice glass of whiskey.

THE END


Lastly, i looked up names for potential characters in a fairytale:


For a giant: Kennegmagogia

For a fairy: Jarwens

For an angel: Rivegoodness

For a dragon: Hakora

For an elf: Reeya

For a demon: Wininiara

For a sea monster: Pontiboyd



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